A parent’s (sh*t) Parents’ Problem

I don’t know if

I could write like a teenager

Even a foreign one

Seeking English Faceybook Friends

To help with their English homework and studying.

I thought LOL

Was 'lots of love'

And when I texted my daughter (sh*t) son

To say the hamster had died

I discovered that it meant

Laugh out loud

And she (sh*t) he wasn’t very happy.

But the question is this

Do I join Faceybook and

Send them a friends request

As her (sh*t) his actual mum

(Sh*t)... or dad?

Or do I borrow

A photo of someone

Around my child’s

(Sh*t) ... children’s

Age and find out what

She (sh*t) he (sh*t) they

Really think

And find out what’s

Going down?

Maybe, when some of you are older

Then you’ll understand.

(A, Parent wisely wanting to stay anonymous. Apologies if the bad language offends, it seemed in keeping with the trials and frustrations of being a parent in the Internet-Age).